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• Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
• All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
• Always tell the truth, even when you lie
• A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier just dies the once
• Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.
• Gold-Lust!
• I love cats...they taste just like chicken
• Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
• Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
• Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
• Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
• Earn easy cash in your spare time by blackmailing friends.
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
• I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen
• Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
• The higher you are, the farther you fall
• Dont steal, the government hates competition
• Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems!
• Excerceise and Diet... But you still Die.
• I fear no man, I've got a gun.
• -=[Armed & Dangerous]=-
• {Straight Outta Compton}
• MySpaceBarIsBroken!!
• Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.
• Save water, Drink beer.
• Underground yet mainstream like Saddam Hussain.
• IS it just me, or do monkeys taste like fish?
• I came, I saw, I drank, I forgot.
• War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
• I bent my wookie.
• Don't you think that reading nicknames is a waste of time?
• -={Rule Breaker}=-
• [Large and in charge]
• Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
• Working is for people who don't know how to fish.
• Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
• He who laughs last thinks slowest.
• There are many many ways of keeping fools occupied, one way is to use really long pointless nicknames.
• ==HellRaiser==
• Avoid hangovers by staying drunk.
• (#)SuNsHinE(#)\'n'(*)StArS(*)
• God made beer God made wine God made me so damn fine
• If I want your opinion, I will rattle your cage.
• Why are you looking at me like I'm weird?
• Born 2 XLR-8
• -=You better excercise caution and be ready to run - Like a scared punk from a smoking gun=-
• My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.
• Yesterday it worked, today it doesnt. Microsoft Windows is like that.
• Reality is the only obstacle to happiness!
• -Your still ugly, Pass me another beer-
• A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey
• Everytime I see ur face. I wish I was in outer space Razz

• (*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)
• I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.
• × nEvEr × wAnTeD× To Be × DiFFeReNt × I jUsT× wAnTeD ×To Be × mE ×
• [One by one the penguins steal my sanity]
• I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh.
• Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time
• I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.